Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One particular candidate is our Makrand.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
"Those who do not know JAVA may leave the room..."
So immly 2000 people left the room.

Makrand says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than
100 people may leave.
So immly 2000 people Left the room.


Makrand says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.
So immly 500 people Left the room.

Makrand says to himself,
'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Finally,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.

So immly 498 people left the room.

Makrand says to himself,
'I don't even know to speak even any one word of Serbo-Croat

but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat language, so I'd now like to
hear you people have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Makrand turns to the other candidate and says 'Kothun Alas Re?'
The other candidate answers. ' Punyahun !!!!'